http://www.josegonzalez.co.uk thoughts and musings Thu, 24 Jul 2008 11:30:23 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Remember Minnie Mouse? Her full name was (is) Minerva Mouse and she was (is) of course a Disney character. As I type this, I'm unsure of whether I should be referring to Minnie as 'was' or 'is'. Do you know how old Minnie Mouse is? Well, she made he debut in ... http://www.josegonzalez.co.uk/observations/minnie-mouse-versus-mickey-mouse.html Anybody remember Bottom the tv series? I'm talking about the hilarious classic British sitcom that was around in the 90s :) Any Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson will surely agree that this is their best work to date. I think Adrian Edmondson wrote most of the material, if I'm not mistaking. Bottom ... http://www.josegonzalez.co.uk/tv-humour/bottom-tv-series.html Lately, I keep finding bits of banana lodged inside my t-shirt. This morning I discovered some crunched up walnut hanging around the back of my right ear, and just the other day somebody pulled (like a magician) an entire lettuce from my left nostril! Hmm... I don't think I'm eating properly... http://www.josegonzalez.co.uk/funny/food-for-thought.html I found a pile of phonographic magazines under the bed today, but they took them away when they caught me composing myself. http://www.josegonzalez.co.uk/funny/my-phonographic-magazines.html Yet another fabulous idea from the people in charge... Prisons are over-crowded. So what do we do? We shorten criminal's sentences, and in some cases we subject the naughty bastards to community service: brushing the streets and painting fences for 6 weeks will teach those buggers not to rape anybody in ... http://www.josegonzalez.co.uk/funny/prisons-are-overcrowded.html Everybody's talking about loosing the carrier bag. A town in the UK has already implemented this: shops no longer give out bags. Instead, people have to walk around with boxes or canvas bags just in case they decide to shop for something on the spot. This is because plastic bags are ... http://www.josegonzalez.co.uk/funny/bio-degradable-bags.html I have come to the conclusion that, in life, you always pay more for the black one. http://www.josegonzalez.co.uk/funny/the-black-one-is-always-more-expensive.html My pencil is from China. How can I tell if it contains excessive amounts of lead? http://www.josegonzalez.co.uk/funny/my-pencil-is-chinese.html Do you talk to your sat nav? Do you argue with it when it tells you to go one way and you want to go the other? Do you shout at it and call it stupid when it can't lock on to a satellite signal and you discover that you've ... http://www.josegonzalez.co.uk/funny/how-clever-is-your-sat-nav.html I had an idea today whilst sitting at the traffic lights. I was thinking for some reason about land mines and how many soldiers lose limbs when they have to test a land strip for the things. Have you ever seen them doing this on TV? They tip-toe along and prod ... http://www.josegonzalez.co.uk/funny/things-that-go-boom.html