Coolest Guy in the Solar System
Jose Gonzalez was recently voted the coolest guy in the solar system. This makes him extremely happy, especially on Thursdays.
When asked to comment, Jose answered: “What? Who? Oh, that! Yeah, being the coolest guy in the solar system is… well, cool”.
Jose is thought to have shrugged straight after that comment, which has angered many factions of society from whence many an aspiring ‘coolest guy in the solar system’ comes from.
When asked to comment about the alleged shrug which took place right after his comment, Jose said: “Why are you bothering me?”
The Solar System according to Jose Gonzalez can be found at cosmos.josegonzalez.co.uk