Yet another fabulous idea from the people in charge… Prisons are over-crowded. So what do we do? We shorten criminal’s sentences, and in some cases we subject the naughty bastards to community service: brushing the streets and painting fences for 6 weeks will teach those buggers not to rape anybody in future… Somehow, I’m not [...] Click here to read more »
Where’s my bag?
Everybody’s talking about loosing the carrier bag. A town in the UK has already implemented this: shops no longer give out bags. Instead, people have to walk around with boxes or canvas bags just in case they decide to shop for something on the spot. This is because plastic bags are bad for the environment [...] Click here to read more »
The black one is always more expensive…
I have come to the conclusion that, in life, you always pay more for the black one. Click here to read more »
My pencil is Chinese
My pencil is from China. How can I tell if it contains excessive amounts of lead? Click here to read more »
Things that go boom
I had an idea today whilst sitting at the traffic lights. I was thinking for some reason about land mines and how many soldiers lose limbs when they have to test a land strip for the things. Have you ever seen them doing this on TV? They tip-toe along and prod the ground very gently [...] Click here to read more »
I’m friends with a big fat spider
A big fat spider wearing glasses rushed into my bathroom this morning. I shouted: ‘Hey, four-eyes!’ The spider laughed at my math… Click here to read more »